2010-2025
🔥
Bitcoin
Is Dead
"467+ obituaries written"
Death Count
467+
Times Declared Dead
💀 2011: "Silk Road will kill it"
💀 2013: "Mt.Gox proves it's dead"
💀 2017: "China ban = dead"
💀 2022: "FTX collapse = dead"
💀 2025: "Still predicting..."
✓ SURVIVAL RATE: 100%
Failed
⟷
Predictions
1950s-Now
📻
"X Will Kill Y"
"Every new tech kills the old"
📻 "TV will kill Radio"
📺 "Cable will kill TV"
💿 "MP3 will kill CDs"
🎬 "Streaming will kill Cinema"
📱 "Phones will kill everything"
⚡ ALL STILL EXIST